Assholes Finish First

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands. PStuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, IAssholes Finish First /Istarts where II Hope They Serve Beer In Hell /Ileft off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." PYou already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:P• What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?P• What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?P• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?P• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?PThe answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: PHis name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.