The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some: And Other Tales From A Slightly Soiled Marriage

At first glance, you may think The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some will be mostly about sex. It isn't. It's about all of the crazy things that happen between a husband and wife. Whether you love a man, live with a man or actually are a man, you'll recognize someone you know in these hilariously true stories from award-winning writer and syndicated humor columnist Jackie Papandrew. Starting with the title story, where Jackie offers timely tips for every man who still doesn’t understand the connection between choreplay and foreplay, to the final tummy-tickling tale about a love story made possible by a couple of wandering pigs, this book should come with a free package of Depends. You might just wet your pants reading it. Other stories include: High-Maintenance Woman, Did I Shave My Legs For This?, A Man’s Job, Soapy Situation, Pin Something On This Donkey and many more. For any woman who feels alone with her ‘Did he just do that?’ thoughts or any man who wants to understand the fairer sex a little better, this quick read is just the ticket. And for anyone who loves to laugh, it’s a real treat.